Excuse me nurse.
Doctors and Nurses serve a crucial purpose amongst the 6,697,254,041 of the worlds population. Approximately 1%* of these people have thought about some sort of weird fantasy that could possibly happen whilst being attended to by the previously mentioned.
So lets take all the fun bits of Doctors and Nurses, add a little Boombox and a dash of Happy Hour.
What do you get? DoctorNurseBoomboxHourHappy. (Naughty)
*Made up after a few quiet Sunday brews.
The cookies in the oven…
 Y’all know the drill.
It’s Bake Sale time at you local ‘provider-of-all-things-pleasant,’ Mynt Lounge.
After polishing off the Sunday roast jump on the bandwagon April 25th (Anzac Day Eve) for some mouth-watering pastry treats (aka drink specials).
Leading the charge are rising (pun intended) home grown spectacles Adam ‘Bitches Love It’ Bartas and Dean ‘Orkestrated’ Paps, serious thrill issues plus! With a steady stream of Mynt resident assortments backing up the bill, the word of the night will be damn-straight stamped as foolproof.
Teaming with the theme are the delightfully tasty $1 pots and $2 vodkas; Jumping up dollar for dollar every hour from 8-11. A la carte is how it’s done.
With the working-mans public holiday lined up for recovery, there are no excuses but to get your dancing clogs on and in true James Bond style embrace the Bee, Werribee.
Check Mate.
Melinda Hall.
Just ‘A Few Good Men’…
 Love That ‘Jessep’ Music: You want answers?
Fellow Mynt ‘Kaffee’ Patrons: I think I'm entitled to them.
Love That ‘Jessep’ Music: You want answers?
Fellow Mynt ‘Kaffee’ Patrons: I want the truth!
Love That ‘Jessep’ Music: You can't handle the truth!
Boys and girls, we live in a world of endless possibilities. And those endless possibilities are about to become tangible. Who's ‘gunna do it? We can. With a little help from Sgt. John Course. He has a greater brilliance than you can possibly fathom. You will weep for his talent and curse his ability. It is a luxury. You now have the luxury of knowing what we know and witnessing his existence, it saves musical lives...Are you game to know the truth? Because April 22nd, at a place we like to call Mynt Lounge, he will be in that booth. You need him in that booth. Don’t say thank you now, just guarantee you’re on your way. Otherwise, Thursday night is not the same without you. Either way, we give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Fellow Mynt ‘Kaffee’ Patrons: Did you order the ‘Burbs?
Love That ‘Jessep’ Music: We just did the job you sent us to do.
Fellow Mynt ‘Kaffee’ Patrons: Did you order the ‘Burbs?
Love That ‘Jessep’ Music: You're goddamn right we did!
Written by Melinda Hall
FREE CYBER BOOTY ACTION.
 For all those who missed out on a copy of the latest installment in Boombox compact booty shaking action mixed by resident DJ Jeremey Fava, fear not as it is now available for download.
Don't forget you can catch this man in real person every Saturday night at ye old Mynt Lounge, if you poke him hard enough he giggles.
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